Tens List and Giveaway with Liz Gallagher, Author of My-Not -So-Still-Life

From Goodreads....

Vanessa is wise beyond her years. She's never really fit in at school, where all the kids act and dress the same. She's an artist who expresses her talent in the wacky colors she dyes her hair, her makeup and clothes. She's working on her biggest art project, and counting the days until she's grown up and can really start living. That adult world seems closer when Vanessa gets her dream job at the art supply store, Palette, where she worships the couple who runs it, Oscar and Maye. And she's drawn to a mysterious guy named James, who leads her into new, sometimes risky situations. Is she ready for this world, or not?

Today I'm happy to have Liz Gallagher stop by and give us a peek in Vanessa's closet...

Vanessa's 10 Essential Wardrobe Pieces

• Hair dye (A good 'do is definitely an accessory!)
• Printed or colored tights (most of the year)
• Fishnets (the rest of the year)
• High Dr. Marten boots
• Miniskirts
• Tee shirts, especially with metallic details
• Tank tops
• Homemade jewelry
• Cute bras (so they can peek out from tanks)
• My messenger bag. It's made of duct tape.

Thanks! I'm planning to wear a very Vanessa outfit to my book release party this weekend, complete with pink wig and fishnets. I'm excited to "become" my character for a few hours.

(We wanna see pictures Liz!!!!)

I just read this one and I really loved it (review coming later this week.) I have a signed copy up for grabs for you. Contest runs until May 19th, open to US residents age 13 and older. All you have to do is fill out the form, but for an extra entry, leave a comment with an essential piece of YOUR wardrobe!

Mermaid's Cove Music Hop: Part of Random Magic Tour: Pirates!

Mermaid's Cove Music Hop

Ahoy, me darlin', ye've found a jolly round of songs for swashbucklers.

Music is a strong theme in Random Magic -- so strong, in fact, that one of the
celestial characters Winnie and Henry meet is Efterpe , the Muse of music.

So, for the love of music (and pirates), here’s a fun music hop to
check out, featuring all kinds of delicious tunes piratical.

Start anywhere you like -- for each blog stop, you’ll be able to enjoy
a merry tune, then just sail off to the next port for another round.
Hoist the mizzen and away we go!

You are here: #10 of 11: Vampires and Tofu



Dead Men Tell No Tales – Nox Arcana
Songs for: Ominous pirates

Other tales tell of sea monsters and sirens
Sunken cities and ancient maps
that lead to uncharted islands…
But these are merely stories
and the truth may never be told
For such secrets are known
only to the phantoms of the high seas
And dead men tell no tales

Random Magic quote of the piratey persuasion:

Suddenly, everything she saw seemed to go black. Her hands shook
with rage. 'Henry!' she called, then caught her breath. He was
standing up. He stumbled over to her, then sank down on deck, holding
his side.
'Gi’ us another round! yelled the crew.
'Aye, lemme have another go,' Cueball said, rolling up his sleeves.
'Keep yer bleedin' pitchfork, Pat-me-lad. Gi' us yer blade, Mary, I'll
cut 'er throat meself.'
Winnie frowned blackly. She’d had enough of this.
'Right,' she said. 'That’s it.'

Find the book Random Magic Amazon | Kindle

Set sail for a new port - check out music stop #11 of 11: Take me there.

The Mermaid’s Cove Music Hop is part of Random Magic Tour:
Pirates! You can find more fun stuff here:
Schedule
(If you enjoy a particular music pick, please consider buying the
track to help support the person or group that created it for
everyone’s enjoyment. The Red Queen is the unofficial soundtrack for
Random Magic Tour: Pirates! Happy listening!)


For the impatient,
here are all the blogs on the hop:

BONUS: Win some marrrrrrvelous plunder! Feast yer deadlights on some
great tour goodies, and if you like, join the hunt!

(Through May 30): Browse prizes or Join the hunt.

Reader note: Do you have a favorite pirate tune? Feel free to share
some of your top tunes in the comments, maybe everyone will find a
great new song to check out. If you're playing Rum + Plunder, your
comment could count towards winning one of your fave prizes, too! How to Play

Vampire Cage Matches!! Guest Post (and giveaway) by Christopher Farnsworth!!

Today I have the pleasure of hosting Christopher Farnsworth, author of Blood Oath and The President's Vampire. I have to say, this post rocks...I LOVE the cage matches between all our favorite vampires and I think you will enjoy reading this one too!! Christopher has also kindly offered an awesome giveaway for one lucky reader...the winner will get a copy of his new book, The President's Vampire, a PV T-shirt, and a $25 Amazon gift certificate! Stick around after the post for details on how to win.


And now dear readers, meet Christopher Farnsworth....

For such a peaceful looking bunch of book lovers, I’ve discovered that fans of vampire fiction really are quite bloodthirsty.

This was slammed home to me when I was at Russo’s Books for a signing of my first novel BLOOD OATH. A kind, soft-spoken woman asked me to sign her copy. She said she had some problems with the beginning. She looked so sweet and demure that I began apologizing for all the blood and gore when my vampire, Nathaniel Cade, dismembers a bunch of werewolves.

She looked at me like I’d been dropped on my head a lot. “No, that was fine,” she said. “I thought it got a little too slow after that. I could have used more violence.”

I signed her book and promised to do better in the sequel.

You’ll have to judge for yourself whether THE PRESIDENT’S VAMPIRE -- available everywhere now – is more violent and bloody than the first book. (I did my best.) But in the meantime, I’m offering these cage matches between famous vampires. Hopefully, that will tide you over until you can get your next fix of supernatural mayhem.

(To avoid charges of bias, I’m keeping Cade out of the running.)

Match One:
Eric Northman (“True Blood”)
vs.

Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Though both have an eye for younger women (by a couple centuries), Northman was killing people and werewolves with axes even before he was a vampire. Edward, on the other hand, tends to hang around high schools looking moody. It’s a Viking vs. that guy who’d buy beer for you on a Friday night. This wouldn’t even be close.

Match Two:
Angel (“Buffy The Vampire Slayer,”“Angel”)
Vs.
Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles)

While both Angel and Lestat have an impressive capacity for angst and for being in the right place at the wrong time, Lestat, after Queen of the Damned, could fly intercontinental distances in mere moments and appeared pretty much invulnerable. On the other hand, Angel was last seen fighting a dragon, so his sheer stubbornness might enable him to hang in there. Depending on the venue, I give this one to Lestat, but only if he doesn’t succumb to ennui and allow Angel to stake him out of boredom.

Match Three:
Count Dracula (Dracula)
Vs.
Spike (“Buffy The Vampire Slayer,” “Angel”)

And they’ve stepped into the ring and... Wow. That was quick. Dracula, Lord of the Undead removed Spike’s head from his shoulders and is now wiping peroxide-tinted dust off his hands. Um... We’ve got another hour of air-time to fill... So... Let’s look at that again in slow-motion.

Match Four:
Bill Compton (“True Blood”)
Vs.
Kurt Barlow (Salem’s Lot)

Bill mourns his lost humanity. He’s got a crush on a blonde waitress. And he’s been known to show incredibly bad judgment multiple times. Meanwhile, Kurt Barlow is incredibly old, can fly and even scares the bejesus out of priests. But I wouldn’t count Bill out. He’s a lot craftier than that Southern-fried accent would imply. Barlow tends to go for the familiar vampire tricks: hunting at night, turning the populace, etc. If he put his mind to it, Bill might do something as clever as bury Barlow under a few tons of wet cement.

Match Five:
Selene (Underworld)
Vs.
Janos Ferenczy (The Necroscope Series)

Ferenczy is a shape-shifting necromancer with enormous force of will and malevolence. On the other hand, Selene has guns. Big ones. I imagine that once Ferenczy realized he couldn’t order Selene around because she’s a mere female, he’d be getting a faceful of high-velocity ammunition, blowing him into so many writhing pseudopods of goo.


Of course, the most important thing to remember in all of these battles is that no matter who wins, it’s going to take their attention away from their relentless lust for human blood momentarily. At the very least, we can use that distraction for a few minutes’ head start.


Christopher Farnsworth is the author of THE PRESIDENT’S VAMPIRE, available wherever books are sold. Learn more at presidentsvampire.com

Ok guys, to enter the giveaway, leave a comment with YOUR idea for a vampire cage match and who you think would win. Feel free to use the vamps mentioned here or your own favorites. Last day to enter is Friday, May 13th. Winner will be announced on Saturday. Open to US residents 13 and older. Good luck, can't wait to read your match-ups!

Spring Blog Carnival Giveaway!

This is gonna be such an awesome hop cause not only are there are a gazillion great blogs for you to discover, there's also a ton of giveaways and fun challenges too! The hop is hosted by these ladies...

Candace's Book Blog
Reading Angel
Pure Imagination
The Book Swarm

For my giveaway, I'm offering you a copy of

Tighter by Adele Griffin

I just read this one (review coming soon) and I think you're gonna want to read it too!

Contest is open to 13 years and older
US and International

Wednesday's Most Wanted

It's Wednesday.
I want them.
And they're on their way =)

From the author's website...

Turned into a blood-drinking abomination in 1867, Nathaniel Cade was offered a choice by President Andrew Johnson: serve the United States, or end his unnatural existence. Cade has served every president since, he is the most closely guarded of White House secrets: a superhuman covert agent who is the last line of defense against the nightmares that threaten the American dream.

From what I understand, Cade is supposed to be a badass vampire. Which is just how I like 'em!

Review: Chime by Franny Billingsley

Chime
By: Franny Billingsley
Published by: Dial
Publication date: March 17, 2011
YA, 368 pages
I received this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review

From Goodreads...

Before Briony's stepmother died, she made sure Briony blamed herself for all the family's hardships. Now Briony has worn her guilt for so long it's become a second skin. She often escapes to the swamp, where she tells stories to the Old Ones, the spirits who haunt the marshes. But only witches can see the Old Ones, and in her village, witches are sentenced to death. Briony lives in fear her secret will be found out, even as she believes she deserves the worst kind of punishment.

Then Eldric comes along with his golden lion eyes and mane of tawny hair. He's as natural as the sun, and treats her as if she's extraordinary. And everything starts to change. As many secrets as Briony has been holding, there are secrets even she doesn't know.

Oh my gosh, I loved this one! Chime is completely unlike anything out there in the realm of YA. It's a fairytale, it's lush, it's surreal and otherwordly. I'll admit, it took me a couple of chapters to fall into the rhythm of Chime as it has its own cadence but once I did I was completely lost to Franny Billingsley's unique voice.

I thought I had read about every paranormal element out there, but Chime gives us what I can only describe as swamp fae, think localized folklore come to life. Never once did I feel I knew what to expect and I can't tell you how refreshing that was! Nothing followed formula, not the setting, not the characters, not the romance.

Briony (captured perfectly by the cover model) is tormented. Tragedy and mysterious illness have consistently befallen her family and due to her stepmother's revelations, she is convinced she is the cause. She is a witch and her emotions have manifested disaster. What an impossibly heavy burden for her to bear.

As a witch, she not only believes she is incapable of love, she also feels she doesn't have the right to express sadness, for witches don't cry. But she and Eldric become friends and I couldn't help but wonder if Briony would eventually feel the power of love and whether love would win out over evil. This is a fairytale but there are no signposts along the road guaranteeing a happy ending.

Colorful characters abound...young Tiddy Rex, Mad Tom, Cecil ~ the boy who would have her hand and Eldric, the boy who would awaken feelings she didn't think a witch could experience.
There are mysteries galore and I was never quite sure while reading what was real and what was not...though all is explained fully and satisfactorily with deeply buried secrets revealed in Chime's climax.

Eerily atmospheric and lyrical, I would recommend Chime to anyone seeking something truly original and transporting!

Review: Witch and Wizard by James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet

Witch and Wizard
By: James Patterson
Published by: Little, Brown, and Co.
Publication date: December 14, 2009
YA, 320 pages
I borrowed this book

From Goodreads...


Imagine you wake up and the world around you-life as you know it-has changed in an instant. That's what has happened to Whit Allgood and his sister, Wisty. They went to sleep as normal teenagers, and woke up as wanted criminals. Accused of holding incredible powers they'd never dreamed possible. And now, just how different they are-special, even-if just beginning to be revealed in a strange new world.


Hi guys, I know it's been a while since I posted...a little over a week actually, but I had to take a little break from the blog. I was starting to get a little stressed out over writing reviews and doing posts and the fact that I can't seem to catch up with all the books I need to read. But I've been reading some great books and I have some awesome guest posts coming up on the blog so I'm ready to dive back in!

That being said, I'm coming back atcha with my first really negative review of the year.

Witch and Wizard just didn't do it for me. There were SO many problems with this one for me, the first and the most obvious being the deal with chapter length. Each chapter is 3 pages TOPS. It was one of the most annoying things I have ever encountered while reading a book.

Second, and most importantly for me, the characters were incredibly unrealistic and flat. The author tried to make the dialogue funny but it was just ridiculous. The characters also were guilty of not having any kind of believable emotional response to anything that was happening to them.

Thirdly, the things going on in the book made no sense. There WERE a lot of things going on, but I found myself unable to feel any tension for Whit and Wisty because I just didn't care about them.

Really nothing else to say about this one. Can't recommend this one to anyone and won't be reading book two. Have any of you ever picked up a book by a big name author only to be completely disappointed??

Follow Friday

This week's question....

Q. Do you have anyone that you can discuss books with IRL? Tell us about him/her.

Honestly, I discuss books with everyone. It's such a huge part of who I am so I can't imagine there being someone in my life I DON'T talk about books with. Most...no, ALL of my closest friends are readers as well...I'm either really lucky or just drawn to people who love books (they ARE the best kind of people after all :)

(Special shout out to my real life face-to-face friends who love books too...Jenny, Tamara, Michele, Michelle, Michelle (yup, 3 of 'em) Luanne, Shirleen, Diana, Angela, Margaret, Xoch, Melissa, Lisa, Carlos, Kelli-Ann, April, Norma, Ryan, Debbie, Beau, and Emma)

Waiting on Wednesday: The Taker by Alma Katsu

The Taker
By: Alma Katsu
Published by: Gallery
Publication date: September 6, 2011 (but should be available from Book Depository TOMORROW!)

I first heard about this one over at Daisy Chain Book Reviews (Click to read her review and you will want to read it too!) and it went straight to the top of my want list. (And I love the cover ~ black, white, and red are my favorite colors =)

Product description from Book Depository...

True love can last an eternity...Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd do anything for them? When Dr Luke Findley turns up to his hospital shift in the small town of St Andrews, Maine, he's expecting just another evening of minor injuries and domestic disputes. But instead, Lanore McIlvrae walks into his life - and changes it forever. For Lanny is a woman with a past...Lanny McIlvrae is unlike anyone Luke has ever met. Hers is a story of love and betrayal that defies time and transcends mortality - and cannot end until Lanny's demons are finally put to rest. Her two hundred years on this earth have seen her seduced by both decadence and brutality - but through it all she has stayed true to the one true love of her life. Until now. An unforgettable novel about the power of unrequited love to elevate and sustain, but also to blind and ultimately destroy, "The Taker" is an immortal love story on an epic scale...

New on my Shelf

 

Lots of awesomeness this week….first up is Zombie Cupcakes which I won from Velvet at vvb32 Reads. The pictures and cupcakes are amazing and as soon as I can assemble all the ingredients I will make some and post pictures for you.

 

 

The next four were received for review (I’m reading The Psychopath Test right now and it’s fascinating!) And look at that cover for Imaginary Girls….gorgeous!!

 

  

 

And these four were won from Among the Muses

      

I can’t wait to read all of these!!!

Review: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf by Molly Harper

How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
By: Molly Harper
Published by: Pocket
Publication date: February 22, 2011
Adult Paranormal Romance, 384 pages
Won from Escape Between the Pages
Favorite Quote: “Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.”

From Amazon....

Even in Grundy, Alaska, it’s unusual to find a naked guy with a bear trap clamped to his ankle on your porch. But when said guy turns into a wolf, recent southern transplant Mo Wenstein has no difficulty identifying the problem. Her surly neighbor Cooper Graham—who has been openly critical of Mo’s ability to adapt to life in Alaska—has trouble of his own. Werewolf trouble.

For Cooper, an Alpha in self-imposed exile from his dysfunctional pack, it’s love at first sniff when it comes to Mo. But Cooper has an even more pressing concern on his mind. Several people around Grundy have been the victims of wolf attacks, and since Cooper has no memory of what he gets up to while in werewolf form, he’s worried that he might be the violent canine in question.

If a wolf cries wolf, it makes sense to listen, yet Mo is convinced that Cooper is not the culprit. Except if he’s not responsible, then who is? And when a werewolf falls head over haunches in love with you, what are you supposed to do anyway? The rules of dating just got a whole lot more complicated. . . .

I'm pretty hard to please when it comes to adult paranormal romance. I won't even pick up a book that has a shirtless, headless man or a midriff baring leather clad chick on the cover. Either the heroine is TOO snarky or too much of a horndog or both. I like to be able to relate a little bit to the main character and I like to think I'm a pretty nice non-slut. (Although if Johnny Depp should arrive at my doorstep one night, all bets are off.) Molly Harper has done a fine job of creating a heroine who's likeable and a story that's laugh out loud funny (and sexy too!)

Mo Wenstein is fresh out of a broken engagement and decides it is time to wipe the slate clean, break away from her mega involved hippie parents and make a fresh start of it somewhere far from home. I happen to LOVE this kind of story...think Under the Tuscan Sun, Dance Upon the Air by Nora Roberts, Chocolat. I think I must harbor a secret fantasy of chucking it all and running away to somewhere new and exotic. Of course in all these stories, the heroine has some incredible cooking skills and so I fear I must stay put. Unless there is a great demand somewhere for a woman who has mastered the skills of vegetarian microwave cookery. Mo is no exception to this rule, but I'm getting ahead of myself here. She decides to migrate to the small town of Grundy, Alaska....which in my head looks something like this...


After settling in to the cabin she has rented, she heads into town and the local saloon, where she soon finds herself being offered a job as a short order cook (there's the cooking) and making friends with a colorful cast of locals. Among those locals is the gorgeous, yet snarly Cooper. He regards Mo as an outsider and is constantly giving her a hard time, convinced she will high tail it out of there once the really cold weather hits. Also among the locals is dear, sweet handsome Alan who is so into her, but we know the drill ladies. It's the challenge and the a**hole that gets our heroines every time!

Mo finds Cooper on her porch one night. Naked. With his leg caught in a bear trap. And then he shifts into a wolf. She had her suspicions, but this confirms it. Hot and heavy smexiness ensues and Mo and Cooper find themselves head over paws with each other. But of course something always has to stand in the way of true love and it's a series of brutal wolf attacks that throws a wrench in the cogs of romance. Cooper can't always remember what he does in wolf form and is afraid he might be responsible and doesn't want to put Mo in danger. Meanwhile the townsfolk are gearing up for a wolf hunt to keep the town safe. Now, throw in some conflict with the wolf pack Cooper walked away from and you have enough tension to keep you reading into the wee hours of the morning.

I thoroughly enjoyed this one. It was lighthearted and fun and best of all it had characters I really liked. Mo was a great heroine...smart, funny, vulnerable yet tough at the same time. Cooper, despite his initial snarliness was sexy and oh so alpha. Grundy, Alaska was a fun place to visit and I am definitely looking forward to reading the next installment...The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf.

Waiting on Wednesday: The Long Goodbye by Meghan O'Rourke

The Long Goodbye
By: Meghan O'Rourke
Published by: Riverhead
Publication date: April 14, 2011
Memoir, 320 pages

This week's WoW is a very personal one for me. My mom died 9 years ago, at the far too young age of 55 and that loss and its accompanying grief isn't really something any of my friends can truly relate to. The Long Goodbye is the author's story of losing HER mom and I'm expecting...needing...to find a little bit of myself and my feelings in its pages.

From Goodreads...

What does it mean to mourn today, in a culture that has largely set aside rituals that acknowledge grief? After her mother died of cancer at the age of fifty-five, Meghan O’Rourke found that nothing had prepared her for the intensity of her sorrow. In the first anguished days, she began to create a record of her interior life as a mourner, trying to capture the paradox of grief-its monumental agony and microscopic intimacies-an endeavor that ultimately bloomed into a profound look at how caring for her mother during her illness changed and strengthened their bond.

O’Rourke’s story is one of a life gone off the rails, of how watching her mother’s illness-and separating from her husband-left her fundamentally altered. But it is also one of resilience, as she observes her family persevere even in the face of immeasurable loss.

With lyricism and unswerving candor, The Long Goodbye conveys the fleeting moments of joy that make up a life, and the way memory can lead us out of the jagged darkness of loss. Effortlessly blending research and reflection, the personal and the universal, it is not only an exceptional memoir, but a necessary one.