Saturday, September 25, 2010

Baby Got Back (zombie style)

Just thought I would share my entry for the Zombie Love Challenge ...
(it's truly awful....you have been warned =)

Baby Had Back
(to the tune of Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot)

I like big meals and I cannot lie
You other zombies can't deny
When a girl walks by with a big butt and thick waist
In front of your rotting face
You get hungry!
Wanna pull out a fork
Cause you notice that butt's like pork
A meal in the jean's she's rulin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop droolin'
Oh baby, I wanna bite into ya
And taste your tibia
The living tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so hungry!
Ooh rump of din-din
You say you don't wanna lose your skin
Well scream....and run...
Cause you ain't that average dim sum
Don't need Budweiser,
To hell with appetizers
She's meaty and thick
Got it goin' like a sirloin steak
I'm tired of Rachel Ray
Sayin' pasta makes your day
Take the average zombie and ask him that
She gotta pack a rack (of ribs)
So..zombies (yeah!) zombies (yeah!)
Has your victim got the butt?
Just eat it (eat it!) eat it (eat it)
Eat that human butt....
Baby had back =)

6 comments:

Kulsuma said...

AWESOME!!! ahahaha i can't stop laughing! it's not awful-it's brilliant

Books and Bane said...

I wanna see the video!! GET TO IT!!

Jen D. said...

LOL..one of my favorite songs ever. Awesome job. One of the funniest things I've read all week.

Jennifer said...

This is awesome. I needed a good laugh.

Midnyte Reader said...

Oh yeah, a video would be hysterical.

Lucky's Luna said...

Awesome, I now know the zombies want me for my big booty not my brain! :P